January 2012
12 posts
Why is everyone opposing sopaipilla? I can understand petitioning against flan. It’s gross.
Oh, shit. Nevermind. My bad lol! :)
December 2011
2 posts
Once you meet Joe Black, you never go Joe back.
I want you to hit play as hard as you can.
November 2011
9 posts
2 tags
Wait a minute. If there’s a Grim Reaper, that means there also has to be a Grim Sower. WHO’S THE GRIM SOWER?!
Yo, she’s not going to have to make me take my clothes off and go dancing in the rain. I’ll do that on my own accord.
October 2011
26 posts
Yo, Paranormal Activity 3 was bogus. Just some possessed Golden Girls? What?
I think dalas verdugo will be delighted to know that I’m moving away from NYC for a little while. Washington state will be my home for a bit. I’ll be back to New York, though. That’s for sure.
Holy cow. I could probably fill an entire ream of 8.5” x 11” sheets with all the exclamation points used in the corporate job application correspondence process. No joke. Peeps are truly excited to tell me to be sure to check my spam filter as sometimes these links land there! I love it.
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My roommate’s an idiot. Not only does he eat my butter without asking, he eats 3/4 of a stick in one night. I think a massive coronary is punishment enough for this dude. So far he’s in debt 1 bag of Tostito’s bite sized chips, 1 jar of Tostito’s salsa con queso, 1/2 a container of cream cheese, a couple slices of bread, 3 dollars (I gave him money to get a MetroCard so he...
I’m pretty sure everyone in the world thinks everyone else is a hipster, and they all despise each other for it. Why weren’t hipsters such a hotbed of discussion and revulsion in the 90’s when Kramer was being stamped as a hipster doofus? Maybe they we were but I was just too young and awesome to know it. Why do people care?
Yo! I just got a juicer. I’m going to hook a tube up to the end of it. Who wants to come over and live juice-to-bong it with me? We’ll start with some lighter stuff like apples and plums, but then move on to peppers and boots.
Aside from the boots part, this is serious. VITAMIN OVERLOAD!
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