January 2012
12 posts
Jan 27th
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Why is everyone opposing sopaipilla? I can understand petitioning against flan. It’s gross.
Jan 24th
Oh, shit. Nevermind. My bad lol! :)
Jan 24th
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 4th
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December 2011
2 posts
Once you meet Joe Black, you never go Joe back.
Dec 6th
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I want you to hit play as hard as you can.
Dec 6th
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November 2011
9 posts
Nov 26th
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
Nov 11th
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Nov 8th
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Wait a minute. If there’s a Grim Reaper, that means there also has to be a Grim Sower. WHO’S THE GRIM SOWER?!
Nov 7th
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Yo, she’s not going to have to make me take my clothes off and go dancing in the rain. I’ll do that on my own accord.
Nov 7th
Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
26 posts
Yo, Paranormal Activity 3 was bogus. Just some possessed Golden Girls? What?
Oct 31st
I think dalas verdugo will be delighted to know that I’m moving away from NYC for a little while. Washington state will be my home for a bit. I’ll be back to New York, though. That’s for sure.
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
Oct 15th
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Oct 13th
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Holy cow. I could probably fill an entire ream of 8.5” x 11” sheets with all the exclamation points used in the corporate job application correspondence process. No joke. Peeps are truly excited to tell me to be sure to check my spam filter as sometimes these links land there! I love it.
Oct 13th
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My roommate’s an idiot. Not only does he eat my butter without asking, he eats 3/4 of a stick in one night. I think a massive coronary is punishment enough for this dude. So far he’s in debt 1 bag of Tostito’s bite sized chips, 1 jar of Tostito’s salsa con queso, 1/2 a container of cream cheese, a couple slices of bread, 3 dollars (I gave him money to get a MetroCard so he...
Oct 13th
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I’m pretty sure everyone in the world thinks everyone else is a hipster, and they all despise each other for it. Why weren’t hipsters such a hotbed of discussion and revulsion in the 90’s when Kramer was being stamped as a hipster doofus? Maybe they we were but I was just too young and awesome to know it. Why do people care?
Oct 12th
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Yo! I just got a juicer. I’m going to hook a tube up to the end of it. Who wants to come over and live juice-to-bong it with me? We’ll start with some lighter stuff like apples and plums, but then move on to peppers and boots. Aside from the boots part, this is serious. VITAMIN OVERLOAD!
Oct 11th
Oct 11th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 1st
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